If it ain't Scottish, it's crap!*

Our cats like my wife's lap. It would appear that they are either not bound by the Pauli Exclusion Principle, or Pippin has a different integer spin than Birke.

*Title of this post comes from my high school physics class where my friends and I decided that phrase as an alternate explanation of the Pauli Exclusion Principle. And yes, Wolfgang Pauli was Austrian, but SNL was one of our primary meme generators back in the day...