I thought the grant was due in two weeks... I thought the grading wouldn't be as backed-up as it is... I didn't think you'd send me so man awesome posts... and it's my birthday today, too.
They're all reasons - not results (as my wife's graduate adviser would say). So I'm probably not going to be finished with the Accretionary Wedge until this evening.
For now, check out my costume from yesterday's party: