Creationist Theme Park?

So, it appears the wacky entrepreneurs over at Answers in Genesis are planning on building a theme park next to their albatross "museum."

Check out the fancy press kit and video of the Governor of "Bedrock" (nee "Kentucky") over at Barefoot & Progressive.

There will be a full size^* replica of Noah's Ark, a Tower of Babel, but no roller-coasters.

So, do you know why there won't be any roller-coasters at the Creationist Theme Park?

Because Gravity is "Only a Theory."

^*full-size varies greatly depending on how you define "cubit." Among other variables...