This may be the safest way to simulate a volcanic eruption

Real volcanic eruptions can be dangerous. Simulating them can be hazardous, too. Using a big garbage bin full of water and a 20 oz. soda bottle with a few mL of LN2 works (very nicely), but the LN2 can be hazardous since it's so cold, and the pressurized vessel essentially turns it into something like a bomb.

This kind of eruption is also not wholly accurate: the driving force behind the LN2 volcano is essentially a big "gas piston," while most of the explosive power in an eruption comes from the rapid exolution of dissolved gasses in the lava (mostly CO₂ and H₂O). Erik Klemetti (Eruptions Blog) has some good information on the gas/pressure relationships governing volcanic eruptions. Simulating this rapid exolution of gas can easily be done by dropping in a few Mentos candies into a bottle of carbonated soda (Diet Coke works best, but I've had good success with cheaper generic diet colas, too).

And filming the reaction in slow motion (2,000 frames per second) makes them seem to last forever:
Slow-Mo Mentos and Soda Dubstep from Matt Kuchta on Vimeo.
Some diet soda plus a couple mentos, filmed at 2,000 frames per second and a little wobble bass added for effect.

My entire PhD is available for you to pick through

For them's that's interested, I've put my entire PhD dissertation into Figshare. If you're interested in Amino Acid Geochemistry, Gastropod Paleontology, Paleoecology, or Fluvial Geomorphology, there's something for you in there.

I like the idea behind this service - I keep thinking that much of the work I did for my PhD won't be easily available for other researchers, simply because there are nice parts that are not really suitable for their own paper and wouldn't otherwise get published.

How is it that I didn't think of this before? Probably because I've been frying many other fish lately, and it took a post from Jon Tennant (@Protohedgehog) at Green Tea and Velociraptors on his own PhD progress report to spur me into action.

Me and one of my field sites in Western Wisconsin. There's Snails in Them Thar Borrow Pits.