If you aren't moving at a snail's pace, you aren't moving at all. -Iris Murdoch
Just be glad we are only one month from the first of May! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8
Alright, at six posts today this is no longer my definition of "a snail's pace". You've officially jumped the shark.
Well, sir - that's your opinion. It is well known that snails do not jump. They crawl. So perhaps I've "crawled the shark," but that's hardly the same thing...
Snails don't jump?