Research at a snail's pace: That's no moon, it's Hyperbole!

Can't you feel it? Can you sense that 0.007% increase in lunar gravitational tugging? It's right outside my window, right now.

Is it just me, or might other planetary bodies benefit by giving them underpants? (And no jokes about Uranus...)

Here's a nice big version for your computer - so you can always feel the super-lunal pull of this event.